Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

 

1 : Don't miss the boat. 2: Remember that we are all in the same boat. 3: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 4: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 5: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 6: Build your future on high ground. 7: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.  It's nice to have company too. 8: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 9: When you're stressed, float awhile. 10: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 11: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.