
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in
Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get
married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
wedding, and
on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are
you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers,
"Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we
do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for
circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob:
"Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist:
"Definitely."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large
variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins,
sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
forParkinson's
disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You
sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds
and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our
Bridal
Registry."