Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in
Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get
married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are
you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers,
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
Pharmacist: "Of course we
Jacob: "How about medicine for
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
"Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large
variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins,
sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our